Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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