He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
