fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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