hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Randomize
