you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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