I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she pinky promised me she was 18
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
