That's intense
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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