Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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