apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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