i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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