I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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