I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize
