I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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