i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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