moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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