Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
So many bounce houses so little time
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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