Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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