pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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