so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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