I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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