if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
