Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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