i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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