I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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