yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
