nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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