Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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