Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
