I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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