She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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