Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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