At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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