How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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