Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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