Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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