super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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