ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
MIDGETS
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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