So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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