She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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