...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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