Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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