the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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