speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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