Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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