You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'm bleeding and have questions
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