the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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