so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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