Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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