K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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