I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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