that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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