I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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