Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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