i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I will be naked everywhere
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
FUCK WHALES
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